| Insult | Rating | Votes |
|---|
| It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer. | | 49 |
| It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence. | | 31 |
| Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth? | | 79 |
| You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen. | | 205 |
| I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it. | | 61 |
| If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ. | | 61 |
| Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. | | 68 |
| Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. | | 383 |
| I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. | | 128 |
| So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey. | | 18 |
| You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel. | | 6 |
| Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you? | | 25 |
| Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head | | 43 |
| Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. | | 37 |
| If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport! | | 28 |
| Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is. | | 70 |
| You are proof that God has a sense of humor. | | 64 |
| It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it. | | 27 |
| You look like a before picture. | | 12 |
| I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying. | | 7 |
| Hey, you have somthing on your chin... no, the 3rd one down | | 16 |
| Shock me, say something intelligent. | | 20 |
| Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? | | 19 |
| Why don't you slip into something more comfortable -- like a coma. | | 50 |
| Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? | | 22 |
| Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident? | | 4 |
| You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. | | 23 |
| I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission! | | 21 |
| You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, "concentrate". | | 31 |
| I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that? | | 30 |
| Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live. | | 6 |
| Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin! | | 12 |
| What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open? | | 6 |
| Everyone who ever loved you was wrong. | | 9 |
| Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby? | | 6 |
| Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside. | | 13 |
| You are so stupid, you'd trip over a cordless phone. | | 14 |
| Nice tan, orange is my favorite color. | | 7 |
| Don't you need a license to be that ugly? | | 22 |
| You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity? | | 15 |
| You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away! | | 11 |
| 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest? | | 13 |
| You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back! | | 13 |
| I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight. | | 27 |
| Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control! | | 9 |
| Your parents hated you so much you bath toys were an iron and a toaster | | 9 |
| If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse! | | 5 |
| Your ambition outweighs your relevant skills. | | 5 |
| It’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the 'impression' that you’re stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. | | 6 |
| I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative. | | 13 |
| Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand. | | 14 |
| You are so old, your birth-certificate expired. | | 15 |
| Come again when you can't stay quite so long. | | 9 |
| You act like your arrogance is a virtue. | | 9 |
| Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around? | | 10 |
| You are so old, you fart dust. | | 13 |
| Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too. | | 38 |
| If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless. | | 9 |
| I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! | | 13 |
| Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole! | | 14 |
| If a crackhead saw you, he'd think he needs to go on a diet. | | 7 |
| We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough. | | 19 |
| If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable. | | 4 |
| I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? | | 8 |
| If you had another brain, it would be lonely. | | 8 |
| Your dad's condom is a bigger than your personality. | | 4 |
| You're so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice. | | 8 |
| You must have a very low opinion of people if you think they are your equals. | | 3 |
| If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty. | | 5 |
| Being around you is like having a cancer of the soul. | | 9 |
| You occasionally stumble over the truth, but you quickly pick yourself up and carry on as if nothing happened. | | 6 |
| You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine. | | 11 |
| You're as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle. | | 10 |
| The best part of you is still running down your old mans leg. | | 10 |
| When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror? | | 10 |
| So you've changed your mind, does this one work any better? | | 5 |
| It’s too bad stupidity isn’t painful. | | 5 |
| Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing. | | 12 |
| You must think you're strong, but you only smell strong. | | 4 |
| If your brain exploded, it wouldn't even mess up your hair. | | 4 |
| Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down. | | 7 |
| If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. | | 10 |
| If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose. | | 5 |
| You'll make a great first wife some day. | | 9 |
| I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving. | | 12 |
| Are your parents siblings? | | 21 |
| Yeah you're pretty, pretty stupid | | 5 |
| You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat. | | 5 |
| Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone. | | 9 |
| You're the reason why women earn 75 cents to the dollar. | | 11 |
| Your mom must have a really loud bark! | | 8 |
| You are depriving some poor village of its idiot. | | 4 |
| For those who never forget a face, you are an exception. | | 9 |
| Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap. | | 17 |
| You are so old, even your memory is in black and white. | | 19 |
| I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside. | | 24 |
| Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness. | | 6 |
| Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid! | | 10 |
| People like you are the reason I work out. | | 11 |
| I wish you no harm, but it would have been much better if you had never lived. | | 9 |
| When anorexics see you, they think they need to go on a diet. | | 13 |
| I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo. | | 4 |
| Please tell me you don't home-school your kids. | | 19 |
| You're stupid because you're blonde. |
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